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The Machinist (2004)
      by Mike Long - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A well-crafted mind%&#* movie that will have you guessing until the end.
Mad Max Special Edition (1979)
      by Jackass Jon - 10 out of 10
Highlight: A must have disc for avid DVD collectors
Magic (1978)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A mediocre thriller about a man and his kooky killer dummy. Eh...
Magnolia (1999)
      by Tom Blain - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Highly original and technically well-done, but falls apart under its own weight.
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
      by Matt Fuerst - 6 out of 10
Highlight: JLo as a Maid, cleaning dirty laundy.
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
      by Tom Blain - 2 out of 10
Highlight: Painful at times, and just not funny for the rest of the time.
Major League (1989)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A funny look at the lighter side of baseball.
Mallrats (1995)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Generation Slacker comedy with big laughs despite a few bad apples
A Man Apart (2003)
      by John - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A Man Apart from family, friends, and sanity
Man Bites Dog (1992)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: This is a brilliant film, and itís cool that itís finally on DVD in a really great edition
Man in the Shadow (1957)
      by Tom Blain - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Orson Welles in that "I need some extra cash to do a real movie, so I will take a role in this B-Movie" part of his life.
Man of the House (2005)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: It's nice to see Tommy Lee Jones in a comedy, but this one's a bit too fluffy.
Man on the Moon (1999)
      by Tom Blain - 1 out of 10
Highlight: If Jim Carrey is an aquired taste, what could be said about Andy Kaufman?
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: One of the final volumes in John Ford's Western library.
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
      by John - 5 out of 10
Highlight: an interesting movie about a boring guy?
Man Woman and the Wall (2008)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: An entertaining little relationship comedy the flirts with becoming a thriller but just doesn't have the heart for it.
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Jonathan Demme directs a terrific cast in this effective remake which suffers from a disappointing finale.
Manhattan (1979)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Like Annie Hall, its a film that gets better with each viewing.
Marci X (2003)
      by Mike Long - 1 out of 10
Highlight: It's just really bad, that's all you need to know.
Margot at the Wedding (2007)
      by Tom Blain - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Nicole Kidman does such a great job creating such a hateful character that I forgot to enjoy myself.
El Mariachi (1993)
      by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10
Highlight: In spite of all the hoopla surrounding the 1993 release, Mariachi doesn't hold up in 2003.
Marie Antoinette (2006)
      by Mike Long - 3 out of 10
Highlight: A bored queen yields a boring movie.
Marrionnier (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler - 1 out of 10
Highlight: Nearly unwatchable Asian crap about a doll maker obsessed with a girl and her friends.
Mars Attacks (1996)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Wonderfully bizarre homage to old school Martian invasion movies of the fifties.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
      by Mike Long - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A beautful film whose great battle sequences can't overcome the dull parts.
Matchstick Men (2003)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Con movie with no new tricks, just deep characters.
Material Girls (2006)
      by Mike Long - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Not awful or offensive, just unoriginal and boring.
Matrix - Revolutions (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A far from perfect ending to a very intriguing and very well made series.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Yes the movie lives up to the hype, and yes the movie may even exceed it
The Matrix (1999)
      by Matt Fuerst - 9 out of 10
Highlight:
The Maxx (1995)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Ahh, the good old days, when MTV was interesting...
May (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A brilliant psychological horror film that, while not perfect, will no doubt leave you all tingly and eeky!
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Light hearted characters, dark taboo topics, and a delightful piece of performance art.
Mean Creek (2004)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A simple, yet extremely powerful teenage drama, with a superb cast.
Mean Girls (2004)
      by Mike Long - 8 out of 10
Highlight: A funny and clever look at high school life.
Mean Guns (1996)
      by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Shoot-em up borrows from Woo, but doesn't deliver with the Woo formula for success and happiness.
Mean Streets (1973)
      by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10
Highlight: The Mean Streets aren't so mean, or so interesting, 30 years later.
Meatball Machine (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Mediocre but fun romp with bio-mech monsters beating one another up while a love story plays out beneath the suits.
The Medallion (2003)
      by Mike Long - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Jackie Chan stars in this low-flying dud.
Meet the Fockers (2004)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Much improved sequel.
Meet the Parents (2000)
      by Tom Blain - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Meet the telegraphed jokes.
Meet the Robinson's (2007)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Cute digitally animated film with more looks than brains.
Memento (2000)
      by Da Bonghit - 8 out of 10
Highlight: What would you do without short term memory?
Memron (2004)
      by Tom Blain - 1 out of 10
Highlight: Like mockumentaries? Good, then do your self a favor and avoid this one.
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
      by Mike Long - 8 out of 10
Highlight: An engrossing documentary which transcends Metallica's music to show the inner turmoil of the band.
MGM's Midnite Movies (1988)
      by The Grim Ringler - 10 out of 10
Highlight: Good, cheap, fun, and you can really find some gems.
Miami Vice (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Very good action movie and look, SOCKS!
A Mighty Heart (2007)
      by Juli Yuli - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Emotional, suspenseful yet understated.
A Mighty Wind (2003)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: during a summer of lowbrow movies, itís nice to have a brainy
Milk (2008)
      by Rosie - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Sean Penn thinks gay people and Academy voters are (literally) retarded, turns out to be half right.
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
      by Geoff Roberts - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Although the backdrop is boxing there is a real drama here that will tug at your heart strings.
Millions (2005)
      by Cinema Guru Boy - 6 out of 10
Highlight: A nice family film about Christmas and a boy's imagination, Boyle retains an impressive visual style without getting too sappy.
Minority Report (2002)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: No, it is not Spielberg the artist this time, itís Spielberg the pop-culture director, but dammit, when heís on, he is pretty dead-on.
Miracle (2004)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Shallow, but entertaining look at the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team
The Missing (2003)
      by Mike Long - 3 out of 10
Highlight: A straight-ahead western which wants to be a thriller, but offers no thrills, only horses.
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Save your money for an ocean cruise.
The Mist (2007)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Probably the scariest movie you'll see all year.
Mister Rogers & Me (2010)
      by Captain Video - 7 out of 10
Highlight: A documentary about Mr Rogers, and perhaps a reason to stop and reflect.
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
      by Mike Long - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Superficial, unfocused, and yes, it really is that bad.
Monster (2003)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Strong, disturbing film with a knockout perfromance from Theron.
Monster House (2006)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: The most surprising film of the summer and a sure thing for kids and adults with a bend towards the macabre.
Monster House (2006)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: A good idea which is hampered by inconsistent plotting and animation.
The Monster Squad (1987)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: YAHOO, we fans got our way and Monster Squad finally came out! Whoo-hoo.
Morning Glory (2010)
      by Tom Blain - 2 out of 10
Highlight: Morning Glory less entertaining than a glory hole.
Mortal Kombat (1995)
      by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10
Highlight: Mortal Kombat the movie doesn't exist other than to sell Mortal Kombat, the brand.
Motel Hell/Deranged (1)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Very highly recommended disc here kids, you get more than your moneyís worth, imagine that.
Mother of Tears (2008)
      by The Grim Ringler - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Sure, it's watchable, but so is a car accident and you'll feel just as lousy after you watch this.
Movin In (2010)
      by Tom Blain - 2 out of 10
Highlight: A throwback to an 80s late night comedy but lacks polish to give it any punch.
Moving Violations (1985)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: A lame 80s comedy which hasn't stood the test of time.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
      by Mike Long - 8 out of 10
Highlight: An entertaining film which combines great action with an unflinching view of marriage.
Mr. 3000 (2004)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: A predictable sports movie which can't be saved by some good performances.
Mr. Accident (2000)
      by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10
Highlight: By the books screwball comedy from Yahoo Serious who has much more charm than his film, sadly.
Mr. Arkadin (1955)
      by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Even a genius trips on their shoelaces occasionally.
Mulan (1998)
      by Mike Long - 9 out of 10
Highlight: An underrated Disney animated film which has drama, action, and laughs.
Mulan II (2005)
      by Mike Long - 4 out of 10
Highlight: A shoddy excuse for a sequel which strips the familiar characters of their charm.
Mulholland Drive (2001)
      by Tom Blain - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Its Lynch, and you have no hope of understanding it.
Munich (2005)
      by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10
Highlight: A brilliant and important film and easily one of Spielberg's finest.
The Muppet Show, Season 2 (1977)
      by Drunky - 9 out of 10
Highlight: Irreplaceable variety show thatís great for all ages.
The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: An interesting take on a familiar tale, but this is far from classic Muppets.
Murder My Sweet (1944)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: One of the original Chandler penned classics
Murderball (2005)
      by Cinema Guru Boy - 9 out of 10
Highlight: The most inspiring sports film I've ever seen
The Musketeer (2001)
      by Jackass Jon - 1 out of 10
Highlight: Don't watch this movie!
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
      by Tom Blain - 7 out of 10
Highlight: Funny film about relations in the melting pot pool of love.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
      by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10
Highlight: It ain't art but it's a fun killer on the loose romp with some great characters.
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)
      by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10
Highlight: The '80s they way they should always be re-made, in 3-D!
My Blueberry Nights (2007)
      by Tom Blain - 6 out of 10
Highlight: Norah Jones first film, and Kar Wai Wong's first full English language film is ok
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: A dumb, predictable comedy which only the desperate (like me) will find funny.
My Name is Earl: Season One (2005)
      by Mike Long - 8 out of 10
Highlight: The premise may be gimmicky, but the show is clever and funny.
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
      by Tom Blain - 8 out of 10
Highlight: Completely enjoyable, fun childrens film.
My Son My Son What Have Ye Done (2009)
      by Tom Blain - 4 out of 10
Highlight: Not so much a thriller and not so much a mystery. Just a film about a crazy dude.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
      by Mike Long - 5 out of 10
Highlight: Not great. Not awful. It just is.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection Volume 5 (1999)
      by Mike Long - 7 out of 10
Highlight: This set contains 2 great episodes from the show, one good one, and one OK one.
Mystic River (2003)
      by John - 6 out of 10
Highlight: If you have the patience to watch this one its actually a good story.