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| Babel (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A cold and distant film which offers interesting stories with little payoff. |
| Babel (2006) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Two things Babel taught me: White people get saved by helicopters, brown people get chased by SUVs. |
| Bachelor Party (1984) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: This is what the 80s was all about! Hookers, cocaine and a donkey...let the good times roll. |
| Back to the Future (1985) by Jackass Tom - 10 out of 10 Highlight: Proving once again that incest is only funny if a time machine is involved. |
| Backbeat (1994) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Good movie about the struggles of a man chosing between the band and a babe. |
| Bad Boys II (2003) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A dumb, loud, long movie that manages to be entertaining. |
| Bad Santa (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A wonderfully funny holiday lump of comic coal - dear god i've become Gene Shalat! |
| Bad Santa (2003) by Mike Long - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Disgusting, vile, shocking, and incredibly funny. |
| Baise-Moi (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: I can’t recommend Baise Moi as more than a freak show. |
| Bambi II (2006) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: An unnecessary but surprisingly good sequel to the Disney classic. |
| Basic (2003) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: John Travolta tries his best to ruin what is otherwise an OK thriller. |
| Basic Instinct 2 (2006) by Mike Long - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Not sexy. Not interesting. Not worth your time. |
| Batman - The Dark Knight (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: You can scarcely ask for more from this film. |
| Batman : Dead End (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Easily one of the best movies the summer has to offer. See it!! |
| Batman Begins (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Jaw-droppingly good re-invention of the bat. We missed ya buddy, welcome back. |
| Batman Begins (2005) by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A good superhero movie weighed down by an anchor of an origin story. |
| Battle Royale (2000) by Matt Fuerst - 7 out of 10 Highlight: An appalling idea, well executed and enjoyable to watch. |
| Battle Royale 2 (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A very good but flawed follow-up to a groundbreaking original. |
| Battlefield Baseball (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: An interesting, if not good, action-comedy that has to be seen to be believed. |
| The Baxter (2005) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A warmly humorous look at what happens to the guy who gets left at the altar. |
| Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012) by Captain Video - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A Cajun story that is not about aligator hunting, well, only a tiny bit. |
| Beat the Devil (1953) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: The cult movie moves left, right, sidesways, up and down but never forward. |
| Because of Winn-Dixie (2005) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Cute dog. Cute kid. Lame story. |
| Beer (1985) by Jackass Tom - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Dated 80s satire on advertisting. |
| Beerfest (2006) by Drunky - 9 out of 10 Highlight: So good, you don’t even have to watch it drunk. |
| Before Flying Back to the Earth (2005) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A solemn documentary that reveals the rich spirit of some unlucky children. |
| Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Fantastic send up and love letter to the slasher films of the '80's. |
| Being Julia (2004) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Clever film of an actress who can't stop acting. |
| Beloved (1998) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Beautifully tragic, but flawed adaptation of the Toni Morrison novel. |
| Below/Ghost Ship (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: BELOW is, without a doubt, the best horror film I have seen this year. |
| Bend It Like Beckham (2003) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: There will be no shouting of Goal for this unoriginal misfire. |
| Better Luck Tomorrow (2002) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Visually stylish film is stymied by its unoriginal story |
| Bewitched (2005) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: A great idea which yields a scattered, unfocused film. |
| Beyond Re-Animator (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Giving this Crap-bag movie a '1' is being overly generous. |
| Bhoot (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A well made and creepy ghost story with a predictable ending. |
| The Big Bounce (1) by Cinema Guru Boy - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Elmore needs to retain creative control... |
| Big Fish (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A beautiful story about the power of tall tales. |
| Big Fish (2003) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: It's a lot like FORREST GUMP, yet different, but still satisfying. |
| Big Money Rustlas (2010) by Matt Fuerst - 8 out of 10 Highlight: The fact that I liked it... "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. " |
| Big Trouble In Little China (1986) by Jackass Jon - 9 out of 10 Highlight: If you like John Carpenter, you'll love Big Trouble In Little China! |
| The Big Year (2011) by Captain Video - 5 out of 10 Highlight: The Big Year - are Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson looking for birds or answers? |
| Bill Cosby, Himself (1983) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A classic piece of stand-up comedy that transcends generations. |
| Billy Madison (1995) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: One more of my favorite dumb movies! A repeat view! |
| Birds of America (2008) by Matt Fuerst - 1 out of 10 Highlight: The worst piece of fiction in all time. Read me get my hate on. |
| The Birds (1963) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Creepy and effective thriller which creates a slow buidling terror that Hitchcock was so great at creating. |
| Black Christmas (1974) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: I cannot say enough how very much I love this film. |
| The Black Dahlia (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Look for this one to light up the Razzies next year. |
| The Black Hole (1979) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: What was Disney thinking? |
| Black Sunday (1961) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: If you are a horror fan or film buff then you might want to check this out for curiosity’s sake, but in all honesty, don’t believe the hype, Bava has |
| Black Sunday (1977) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: The film is still topical, but the lackluster thrills can't support the ingenious plot. |
| Blade - Trinity (2004) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Far from bad, but not nearly as new or fun as the first two. |
| Blade 2 (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: very good, very fun movie, I cannot recommend it enough if you liked the first. |
| Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Gory, silly movie which is better the more people you can watch it with. |
| Blood Work (2002) by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10 Highlight: If you like Eastwood, skip it. If you like thrillers, skip it. Basically, skip it. |
| Blow (2001) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Blew. |
| Blue Thunder (1983) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Convoluted at times, but it has great helicopter action! |
| Blue Velvet (1986) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Dark and straight-forward Lynch. |
| Bobs Burgers: Season 1 (2012) by Captain Video - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Well seasoned even in its first season. |
| Body Double (1984) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Brain De Palma brings us a beautifully convoluted movie. |
| Body Parts (1991) by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Compotent, philisophical look at limb transplantation and Kim Delaney's love of hot grits. |
| Body Parts (1991) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Good horror take on Frankenstein that falls apart at the end. |
| Bones: Season One (2005) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Annoying at times, but the shows has interesting plots and a fun performance by David Boranaz. |
| The Boondock Saints (1999) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: it isn’t necessarily the parts as much as it is the way that they all come together- cast, writing, direction, and the interaction of it all, that mak |
| Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: More social experiment than comedy, but it still provides some laughs. |
| Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Shades of Tom Green and Peter Sellers with many laughs but nothing historical. |
| Bosom Buddies - Season 2 (1981) by Jackass Tom - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Some politicians have skeletons in the closet. Tom Hanks has Bosom Buddies. |
| The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) by Drunky - 1 out of 10 Highlight: The perfect way to assassinate an otherwise enjoyable free evening |
| Bowling for Columbine (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: As funny as it is heartbreaking, this is a powerful and oft-times heartbreaking film. |
| Brain Candy (1996) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Clever but drawn out social satire with those kooky Canucks. |
| Brain Donors (1992) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Marx Brothers redux which has a great turn by John Turturro but is more silly than funny |
| Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Hepburn purrs like a kitten. Purr, baby purr! |
| Breakin' All the Rules (2004) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: This comedy features a great central premise...and nothing else. |
| Breaking and Entering (2006) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A bit dry at times, but Minghella pulls it together. |
| Brewster's Millions (1985) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Pryor is subdued and tame, but still Brewster's Millions is a somewhat fun, campy 80s flick. |
| Brick (2005) by Matt Fuerst - 10 out of 10 Highlight: Actually turned around my thinking about movies with kids. Great flick! |
| Brideshead Revisited (2008) by Cinema Guru Boy - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Just click on network TV in the early afternoon. It's cheaper. |
| Bringing Up Baby (1938) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Screwy Screwball; It gets a lot of attention but there are better. |
| Brokeback Mountain (2005) by Right of Center - 8 out of 10 Highlight: I'm not gay, Ang Lee presents the direct opposite of the stereotype. |
| Brokeback Mountain (2005) by Rosie - 8 out of 10 Highlight: FAB-ulous! |
| Broken Flowers (2005) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Bill Murray revisits his past relationships in search for clues about a possible son. Great character piece by Jarmusch. |
| Brother (2000) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Well worth a look if you are feeling adventurous. |
| Brother Bear (2003) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Take The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast, then remove all of the drama, and you’ve got Brother Bear. |
| Brother's Keeper (1992) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Darkly beautiful documentary about a murder trial in a rural New York. farming community |
| Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: This was one of the best, most exciting and interesting films of 2001 and I couldn’t be happier to finally have it in my grim little grasp. |
| The Brothers Grimm (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Fun action-horror film from auteur Terry Gilliam that proves he can work in the Hollywood system and make it work. |
| The Brown Bunny (2003) by Cinema Guru Boy - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Take your pick: dull, boring or excruciating. |
| Bruiser (2000) by Matt Fuerst - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Romero returns to fine form with a strong film. |
| Bubba Ho-Tep (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Elvis Vs. a freaking mummy, why aren't you watching it already you ninny! |
| Bull Durham (1988) by Jackass Tom - 9 out of 10 Highlight: The national pastime at its best. |
| Bulletproof Monk (2003) by John - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Have you seen the matrix yet? Good. You can skip the fight scenes in this one. |
| Burn After Reading (2008) by Rosie - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Sometimes the whole can be less than the sum of all its parts, too. |
| Burnt Offerings (1976) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: The epitome of an 'ok' movie. |
| The Butterfly Effect (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Chilling thriller about the dangers of altering the past...in ASHTON KUTCHER-Vision!! |