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| Pan's Labyrinth (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: A fantasy film like you've never seen before. |
| Panic Room (Special Edition DVD) (2002) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: An intelligent, gripping suspense film from a great director. |
| Paparazzi (2004) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Yes, it has a ridiculous premise which is hard to swallow, but as thrillers go, I've seen worse. |
| The Parent Trap (1998) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Lindsay Lohan actually did something worthwhile that didn't involve breasts or Wilmer Valderrama. |
| Paris - When it Sizzles (1964) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Too much fizzle, not a whole lot of sizzle. |
| The Passenger (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: An impressive and intriguing film about what could have been. |
| Payback: Straight Up (1999) by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10 Highlight: I am not a shill for film studios, but I think they got it right here the first time. |
| Paycheck (2003) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A serviceable action film which has a clever plot, but never gets too exciting. |
| Peaceful Warrior (2006) by Rosie - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Everyone involved should be prosecuted as if it were a snuff film. |
| Peeping Tom (1960) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: I cannot recommend this film more highly |
| The Perfect Score (2004) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Great idea, predictable, dull film. |
| A Personal Journey with Martin Scorsese Through American Movies (2000) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: This is a must see for any fan of cinema, world, indie, American, or pop, and is a wonderful crash-course in the history of a Hollywood that may have |
| Pervert! (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A silly, sleazy romp that is as true an homage to Russ Meyer as has been made in recent years. |
| Pete Seeger: The Power of Song (2007) by Drunky - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Borderline communist propaganda with mediocre music. |
| Phone Booth (2003) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Director Joel Schumacher proves that style over substance isn't necessarily a bad thing. |
| Pineapple Express (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Fun, silly as hell pot movie with the usual jokes but a lot of great slapstick as well. |
| The Pink Panther (2006) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Comparable to the original? I don't know, but it made me laugh. |
| Pinocchio (1940) by Jackass Tom - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A Disney movie that never seemed to stick to me like other Disney flicks. |
| Pinocchio (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: As a film – seven. As an Americanized film – six. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: It may not be the best film this summer, but it truly is the most fun. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Twice as fun as Hangman's Curse and nine times hotter than that dood that's IN Hangman's Curse. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - At World's End (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A fantastic way to end the trilogy and a hell of a fun Summer movie. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A disappointing and confusing sequel. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A swashbuckling good time featuring a great performance by Johnny Depp |
| Pistoleros (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Rote retread of the gun heavy capers of the late nineties. Meh. |
| Planet of the Apes (2001) by Matt Fuerst - 2 out of 10 Highlight: You're going to want to stay away from this monkey |
| Playroom (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 2 out of 10 Highlight: See any bad movies lately? I did, three guess what it's name is... |
| Police Squad!: The Complete Series (1982) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Funny stuff, but the movies were better. |
| Ponyo (2008) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A sweet little Japanese retelling of The Little Mermaid. |
| Premonition (2005) by Shane Roberts - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Japanese Horror, a contribution not always for the better |
| Premutos (1997) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Exhuberantly over the top euro-gore that leaves you with the taste of yawns and rubber intestines by the time it's done. |
| The Presidents (2005) by Jackass Tom - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Outstanding documentary set. |
| The Prestige (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A beautifully shot film which tells a very dark story and leaves the viewer cold. |
| The Prince & Me (2004) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Trash. |
| The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) by Mike Long - 2 out of 10 Highlight: This pointless sequel contains more reaction shots from a cat than actual story. |
| The Princess Diaries (2001) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A fun sugar-coated fantasy that is aimed at young girls, but can be enjoyed by most anyone. |
| Princess Mononoke (1999) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Other reviewers will tell you it's great, but it isn't. Uninteresting and not very pretty to boot. |
| Prison Break: Season One (2005) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A surprisingly solid and exciting series from FOX. |
| Prozac Nation (2005) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: A pretentious film that almost never saw the light of day...which wouldn't have been a great loss. |
| Psycho II (1983) by Matt Fuerst - 4 out of 10 Highlight: More Norman Bates character study won't satisfy unless you're a real Psycho buff. |
| The Puffy Chair (2005) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Great indy flick that does the road trip right |
| Pulse (Kairo) (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Angsty ghosts and angstier humans in a rare horrror movie with big ideas but too many for it's own good. |
| Pump Up The Volume (1989) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: a flawed and far from perfect movie to be true, but a sincere and honest movie that wears its heart on its flannel sleeve |
| Punch-Drunk Love (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Yes, we can rejoice children, there has been a good Adam Sandler film made, huzzah! |
| Purgatory House (2004) by Jettie Vanderveen - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Ups and downs keep Purgatory House from being too heavenly or too hellish. |
| Pusher II (2004) by Matt Fuerst - 2 out of 10 Highlight: It's like a Tic Tac, a glossy exterior of gangsters and guns, and a disappointing center of wishy washy girlie men. |