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| The Machinist (2004) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A well-crafted mind%&#* movie that will have you guessing until the end. |
| Mad Max Special Edition (1979) by Jackass Jon - 10 out of 10 Highlight: A must have disc for avid DVD collectors |
| Magic (1978) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A mediocre thriller about a man and his kooky killer dummy. Eh... |
| Magnolia (1999) by Jackass Tom - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Highly original and technically well-done, but falls apart under its own weight. |
| Maid in Manhattan (2002) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Painful at times, and just not funny for the rest of the time. |
| Maid in Manhattan (2002) by Matt Fuerst - 6 out of 10 Highlight: JLo as a Maid, cleaning dirty laundy. |
| Major League (1989) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A funny look at the lighter side of baseball. |
| Mallrats (1995) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Generation Slacker comedy with big laughs despite a few bad apples |
| A Man Apart (2003) by John - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A Man Apart from family, friends, and sanity |
| Man Bites Dog (1992) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: This is a brilliant film, and it’s cool that it’s finally on DVD in a really great edition |
| Man in the Shadow (1957) by Jackass Tom - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Orson Welles in that "I need some extra cash to do a real movie, so I will take a role in this B-Movie" part of his life. |
| Man of the House (2005) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: It's nice to see Tommy Lee Jones in a comedy, but this one's a bit too fluffy. |
| Man on the Moon (1999) by Jackass Tom - 1 out of 10 Highlight: If Jim Carrey is an aquired taste, what could be said about Andy Kaufman? |
| The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: One of the final volumes in John Ford's Western library. |
| The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) by John - 5 out of 10 Highlight: an interesting movie about a boring guy? |
| Man Woman and the Wall (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: An entertaining little relationship comedy the flirts with becoming a thriller but just doesn't have the heart for it. |
| The Manchurian Candidate (2004) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Jonathan Demme directs a terrific cast in this effective remake which suffers from a disappointing finale. |
| Manhattan (1979) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Like Annie Hall, its a film that gets better with each viewing. |
| Marci X (2003) by Mike Long - 1 out of 10 Highlight: It's just really bad, that's all you need to know. |
| Margot at the Wedding (2007) by Jackass Tom - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Nicole Kidman does such a great job creating such a hateful character that I forgot to enjoy myself. |
| El Mariachi (1993) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: In spite of all the hoopla surrounding the 1993 release, Mariachi doesn't hold up in 2003. |
| Marie Antoinette (2006) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: A bored queen yields a boring movie. |
| Marrionnier (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Nearly unwatchable Asian crap about a doll maker obsessed with a girl and her friends. |
| Mars Attacks (1996) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Wonderfully bizarre homage to old school Martian invasion movies of the fifties. |
| Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) by Mike Long - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A beautful film whose great battle sequences can't overcome the dull parts. |
| Matchstick Men (2003) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Con movie with no new tricks, just deep characters. |
| Material Girls (2006) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Not awful or offensive, just unoriginal and boring. |
| Matrix - Revolutions (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A far from perfect ending to a very intriguing and very well made series. |
| The Matrix Reloaded (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Yes the movie lives up to the hype, and yes the movie may even exceed it |
| The Matrix (1999) by Matt Fuerst - 9 out of 10 Highlight: |
| The Maxx (1995) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Ahh, the good old days, when MTV was interesting... |
| May (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A brilliant psychological horror film that, while not perfect, will no doubt leave you all tingly and eeky! |
| Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Light hearted characters, dark taboo topics, and a delightful piece of performance art. |
| Mean Creek (2004) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A simple, yet extremely powerful teenage drama, with a superb cast. |
| Mean Girls (2004) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: A funny and clever look at high school life. |
| Mean Guns (1996) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Shoot-em up borrows from Woo, but doesn't deliver with the Woo formula for success and happiness. |
| Mean Streets (1973) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: The Mean Streets aren't so mean, or so interesting, 30 years later. |
| Meatball Machine (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Mediocre but fun romp with bio-mech monsters beating one another up while a love story plays out beneath the suits. |
| The Medallion (2003) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Jackie Chan stars in this low-flying dud. |
| Meet the Fockers (2004) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Much improved sequel. |
| Meet the Parents (2000) by Jackass Tom - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Meet the telegraphed jokes. |
| Meet the Robinson's (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Cute digitally animated film with more looks than brains. |
| Memento (2000) by Da Bonghit - 8 out of 10 Highlight: What would you do without short term memory? |
| Memron (2004) by Jackass Tom - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Like mockumentaries? Good, then do your self a favor and avoid this one. |
| Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: An engrossing documentary which transcends Metallica's music to show the inner turmoil of the band. |
| MGM's Midnite Movies (1988) by The Grim Ringler - 10 out of 10 Highlight: Good, cheap, fun, and you can really find some gems. |
| Miami Vice (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Very good action movie and look, SOCKS! |
| A Mighty Heart (2007) by Juli Yuli - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Emotional, suspenseful yet understated. |
| A Mighty Wind (2003) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: during a summer of lowbrow movies, it’s nice to have a brainy |
| Milk (2008) by Rosie - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Sean Penn thinks gay people and Academy voters are (literally) retarded, turns out to be half right. |
| Million Dollar Baby (2004) by Geoff Roberts - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Although the backdrop is boxing there is a real drama here that will tug at your heart strings. |
| Millions (2005) by Cinema Guru Boy - 6 out of 10 Highlight: A nice family film about Christmas and a boy's imagination, Boyle retains an impressive visual style without getting too sappy. |
| Minority Report (2002) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: No, it is not Spielberg the artist this time, it’s Spielberg the pop-culture director, but dammit, when he’s on, he is pretty dead-on. |
| Miracle (2004) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Shallow, but entertaining look at the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team |
| The Missing (2003) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: A straight-ahead western which wants to be a thriller, but offers no thrills, only horses. |
| Mission: Impossible III (2006) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Save your money for an ocean cruise. |
| The Mist (2007) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Probably the scariest movie you'll see all year. |
| Mister Rogers & Me (2010) by Captain Video - 7 out of 10 Highlight: A documentary about Mr Rogers, and perhaps a reason to stop and reflect. |
| Mona Lisa Smile (2003) by Mike Long - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Superficial, unfocused, and yes, it really is that bad. |
| Monster (2003) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Strong, disturbing film with a knockout perfromance from Theron. |
| Monster House (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A good idea which is hampered by inconsistent plotting and animation. |
| Monster House (2006) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: The most surprising film of the summer and a sure thing for kids and adults with a bend towards the macabre. |
| The Monster Squad (1987) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: YAHOO, we fans got our way and Monster Squad finally came out! Whoo-hoo. |
| Morning Glory (2010) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: Morning Glory less entertaining than a glory hole. |
| Mortal Kombat (1995) by Matt Fuerst - 3 out of 10 Highlight: Mortal Kombat the movie doesn't exist other than to sell Mortal Kombat, the brand. |
| Motel Hell/Deranged (1) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Very highly recommended disc here kids, you get more than your money’s worth, imagine that. |
| Mother of Tears (2008) by The Grim Ringler - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Sure, it's watchable, but so is a car accident and you'll feel just as lousy after you watch this. |
| Movin In (2010) by Jackass Tom - 2 out of 10 Highlight: A throwback to an 80s late night comedy but lacks polish to give it any punch. |
| Moving Violations (1985) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: A lame 80s comedy which hasn't stood the test of time. |
| Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: An entertaining film which combines great action with an unflinching view of marriage. |
| Mr. 3000 (2004) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: A predictable sports movie which can't be saved by some good performances. |
| Mr. Accident (2000) by The Grim Ringler - 6 out of 10 Highlight: By the books screwball comedy from Yahoo Serious who has much more charm than his film, sadly. |
| Mr. Arkadin (1955) by Matt Fuerst - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Even a genius trips on their shoelaces occasionally. |
| Mulan (1998) by Mike Long - 9 out of 10 Highlight: An underrated Disney animated film which has drama, action, and laughs. |
| Mulan II (2005) by Mike Long - 4 out of 10 Highlight: A shoddy excuse for a sequel which strips the familiar characters of their charm. |
| Mulholland Drive (2001) by Jackass Tom - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Its Lynch, and you have no hope of understanding it. |
| Munich (2005) by The Grim Ringler - 9 out of 10 Highlight: A brilliant and important film and easily one of Spielberg's finest. |
| The Muppet Show, Season 2 (1977) by Drunky - 9 out of 10 Highlight: Irreplaceable variety show that’s great for all ages. |
| The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: An interesting take on a familiar tale, but this is far from classic Muppets. |
| Murder My Sweet (1944) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: One of the original Chandler penned classics |
| Murderball (2005) by Cinema Guru Boy - 9 out of 10 Highlight: The most inspiring sports film I've ever seen |
| The Musketeer (2001) by Jackass Jon - 1 out of 10 Highlight: Don't watch this movie! |
| My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) by Jackass Tom - 7 out of 10 Highlight: Funny film about relations in the melting pot pool of love. |
| My Bloody Valentine (1981) by The Grim Ringler - 7 out of 10 Highlight: It ain't art but it's a fun killer on the loose romp with some great characters. |
| My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) by The Grim Ringler - 8 out of 10 Highlight: The '80s they way they should always be re-made, in 3-D! |
| My Blueberry Nights (2007) by Jackass Tom - 6 out of 10 Highlight: Norah Jones first film, and Kar Wai Wong's first full English language film is ok |
| My Boss's Daughter (2003) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: A dumb, predictable comedy which only the desperate (like me) will find funny. |
| My Name is Earl: Season One (2005) by Mike Long - 8 out of 10 Highlight: The premise may be gimmicky, but the show is clever and funny. |
| My Neighbor Totoro (1988) by Jackass Tom - 8 out of 10 Highlight: Completely enjoyable, fun childrens film. |
| My Son My Son What Have Ye Done (2009) by Jackass Tom - 4 out of 10 Highlight: Not so much a thriller and not so much a mystery. Just a film about a crazy dude. |
| My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) by Mike Long - 5 out of 10 Highlight: Not great. Not awful. It just is. |
| Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection Volume 5 (1999) by Mike Long - 7 out of 10 Highlight: This set contains 2 great episodes from the show, one good one, and one OK one. |
| Mystic River (2003) by John - 6 out of 10 Highlight: If you have the patience to watch this one its actually a good story. |