| Welcome to another exciting episode of "I Can't Believe I Said That", the exciting forum in which I make statements that even I didn't see coming. And now, for tonight's episodes, in which I say, "The Lizzie McGuire Movie was much better than I'd expected." Man, I'm never going to live that one down.
Many forecasters were surprised when The Lizzie McGuire Movie became a box-office hit earlier this year. I was just surprised that anyone watched the show. Here's what I've been able to gather about "Lizzie McGuire" the few times that I've stopped on the show while channel-surfing. Lizzie (Hilary Duff) is your average teenage girl who is just trying to make it through junior high. She often confides in her best friends, Gordo (Adam Lamberg) and Miranda (Lalaine), while attempting to avoid her arch-nemesis Kate (Ashlie Brillault). At home, Lizzie is constantly fighting with her little brother Matt (Jake Thomas), much to the chagrin of her parents, Jo (Hallie Todd) and Sam (Robert Carradine, that's right, Louis from Revenge of the Nerds!). Lizzie's innermost thoughts are shared by an animated version of herself, who speaks directly to the audience. The show always seemed harmless, but never stood out as anything special.
Which made it all the more surprising that Disney decided to make a feature film based on the show. In The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Lizzie and Gordo have now graduated from junior high, and are looking forward to their future. (Miranda is nowhere in sight, save for a mention that she's in Mexico City. Is she playing in the World Cup?) After humiliating herself at her graduation ceremony, Lizzie gears up for a class trip to Rome, which will be chaperoned by her high school principal-to-be Miss Ungermeyer (Alex Borstein). And while only a handful of kids are going on the trip, Gordo and Kate are along for the ride. Lizzie is very excited about her trip, as she wants it to be an adventure -- and what an adventure it becomes. Once they arrive in Rome, a young man named Paolo (Yani Gellman), who is a famous pop-singer, approaches Lizzie and explains that she looks exactly like his singing partner, Isabella. He and Isabella have actually parted ways, so Paolo asks Lizzie to "stand in" for the songstress at an upcoming awards show. Lizzie is overwhelmed by this request, but she succumbs to Paolo's charm, much to the dismay of Gordo, who has always harbored a not-so-secret crush on Lizzie. But, how will a simple American girl pass for an Italian diva, and even more important, can Paolo be trusted?
The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the film equivalent of an irresistible pop song -- it's not the kind of thing that you'd normally listen to, but it's got a nice beat, and you find yourself humming along when it plays, and then you completely forget about it. The movie is harmless, innocuous fun and nothing more. If movies were judged solely on whether or not they've completed their primary mission, then The Lizzie McGuire Movie would get a 10, as it a perfect example of an adolescent female fantasy. (Which is ironic, as Duff also stars in the recently released Agent Cody Banks, which is the perfect adolescent male fantasy.) In the film, Lizzie (who is supposed a "normal" girl...but has the wardrobe of a movie star) goes to a foreign country, meets a handsome young man, and has a great adventure. I'm sure that the 12-year old girls couldn't get enough of this stuff.
But, someone at Disney realized that these 12-year old girls would be dragging adults to the theater, so the film has a little more to offer then the whole Lizzie plot. Most of this can most likely be attributed to co-writers Ed Decter and John J. Strauss, the writers behind such quirky romantic comedies as There's Something About Mary and Head Over Heels (and Decter also directed the D.J. Qualls oddity The New Guy). This pair certainly know there way around an odd joke and the film is surprisingly full of them, most coming from Miss Ungermeyer and the hotel's strange concierge Giorgio (Jody Racicot). Like the guy in "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", I found myself laughing in spite of myself. Now don't get me wrong, The Lizzie McGuire Movie isn't a great screwball comedy, but as far as movies aimed at "tweens" go, it's not that bad. The young cast is good, especially Adam Lamberg and Ashlie Brillault. Star Hillary Duff, who is "America's sweetheart" and "a teen sensation" according to the DVD box, is pretty good, but she relies far too much on "cutesy" facial expressions and never seems natural at all in front of the camera. On most levels, The Lizzie McGuire Movie is really nothing special (doesn't every sit-com wind up sending the cast to Europe at some point?), but there is enough quirky humor to make the film watchable, if not, slightly enjoyable.
The Lizzie McGuire Movie dances its way onto DVD courtesy of Buena Vista Home Entertainment. The DVD contains both the full-frame and widescreen versions of the film. For the purposes of this review, only the widescreen version was screened. The DVD boasts an anamorphic transfer of the film, which has been letterboxed at 2.35:1. (Really? This movie?) The image is very sharp and clear, showing only traces of grain at times. But, the transfer may be too clear, for during the last shot, there is a visible horizontal line running across the center of the screen which marks where the optical effect has been placed. The colors are very good, as the sights and sounds of Rome are featured in a vast majority of the film. There are some trace elements of artifacting at times, but not nearly enough to be distracting. The film features a Dolby Digital 5.1 track (and strangely, no other audio choices). This track provides clear dialogue and sound effects. The track offers a smattering of surround sound effects, most coming during the musical montages and the crowd scenes. The non-stop pop music keeps the subwoofer busy as well.
The Lizzie McGuire Movie DVD contains a handful of extras. There are 3 deleted scenes, which can be viewed with or without introductions by director Jim Fall. The DVD packaging touts one of these as an "alternate ending", but it's simply an extra scene tacked onto the theatrical ending which doesn't change a thing. "Hilary's Roman Adventure" is a 12-minute "making of" featurette which explores the film's production in Rome and contains behind-the-scenes footage and sounbytes from the cast and crew. "Roamin' Volare" is a 2-minute musical montage which appears to be identical to one which appears in the film. What gives? The disc includes the music video for the Hilary Duff song "Why Not", as well as a 2-minute segment which shows Hilary in the recording studio working on her solo album. For some reason, someone is determined to make this girl a star.
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| VISITOR COMMENTS |
| Thomas Blain | August 1st, 2003 | Reply |
| Say it ain't so! The lizzie MacGuire Movie????? I refuse to believe it! |
| guy | August 5th, 2003 | Reply |
did i miss the part where the reviewer justified -why-in-the-sam-hell- he was watching lizzie macquire? teenage daugther? niece? cousin? wife? captured and tortured? wth?
i mean, rugrats movies would be more acceptable to review. crimminey.
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| Mike | August 5th, 2003 | Reply |
| Review Lizzie McGuire = get good stuff to review in future. |
| angelica | October 5th, 2003 | Reply |
| i loved the movie better than i expect it .....do you know the name of the hotel where they stayed at in rome??? I've been trying to find out. |
| | cezanne | October 17th, 2005 |
| esther | October 10th, 2003 | Reply |
| i love the movie and lizzie is good !!! lizzie jou are the best !! |
| amy | October 24th, 2003 | Reply |
| lizzie you are the best |
| January 27th, 2004 | Reply |
| jonathan herridge hello |
| stephanie mcgurl | March 29th, 2005 | Reply |
| i thiought your film was amazing your so talented in so many ways |
| Ashley Williams | March 29th, 2005 | Reply |
I think your movie is great and I think your song that you sing in it is fantastic!!!
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| Ashley Williams | March 29th, 2005 | Reply |
I would love to meet you and you singing in it is great!!!
How do you do the danceing in it?
My favourite part is when you sing on your own What dreams are made of and some with Isabella!!!
Lizzie you're the best actress in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| bradley allan | April 1st, 2005 | Reply |
| it is a good film i like the song at the end the most because i want to do something like that now |
| fanta | June 10th, 2005 | Reply |
| I love the way lizzie act,she is the best actress as i have seen, i wish i meet you at least once,im your greatest fan. |
| AsH | June 19th, 2005 | Reply |
| i like the part when Lizzie first sings the song with Paulo. i want to download 'What Dreams Are Made Of' when she sings with Paulo and not on her own or with Isabella. Anybody know how i can get this?? Thanx |
| | i love this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | April 9th, 2006 |
| hollie | July 4th, 2005 | Reply |
| lizzie ur film is da bomb! do u no were i cn dwnload da song this is wat dreams are made of? 1nce agen im luvin ya flm n paulo is a hunk! |
| | i love tis' movie!!!! | April 9th, 2006 |
| rebecca | October 11th, 2005 | Reply |
| lizzie i am a great fan, and i love your work, i also love the song you sing in the film |
| sprite (little green bug) | October 24th, 2005 | Reply |
i love the part when Lizzie sings infront of all the people its amazing ,can someone let me know if they find a website where you download it,thanks!
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| brittany | October 25th, 2005 | Reply |
| people she doesnt read these you act as if she does. |
| brittany | October 27th, 2005 | Reply |
spritelittlegrenbug
whats ur name how old r u? |
| Annisa | October 30th, 2005 | Reply |
| lizzie Mcguire you rock i am you 're number one fan |
| Anais | October 30th, 2005 | Reply |
hoal agregame ah mi msn
es latriunfadora_81@hotmail.com |
| Jossiel | November 1st, 2005 | Reply |
| tu serie es mi faborita y eres una exelente actris |
| cecilia | November 13th, 2005 | Reply |
| wenaz... we loko tenes un gran talento para actuar.... lo unico q te pido es q me agregues a mi correo.....ceccy_10@hot........................ weno me voy despidiendo un beso enorme. chausito |
| ????????? | January 17th, 2006 | Reply |
| i need music of the thingy i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| booboo | January 25th, 2006 | Reply |
| what is the name of the hotel where the movie was shot? |
| hannah | June 29th, 2006 | Reply |
| What is the name of the hotel where the movie was shot? My family and are going to Italy this summer and will be staying in Rome. |
| max X | July 10th, 2006 | Reply |
| Hilary Duff's brests look huge on the cover. I would pay $500 to have sex with her. I meen, she's so frickin hot! I wish she could suck my dick! |
| sexy | July 10th, 2006 | Reply |
| They should have a movie were she shows her brests, or sucking a guy's dick! |
| Amanda | July 14th, 2006 | Reply |
I Love This Movie It is so wounderful
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| gaurav | August 1st, 2006 | Reply |
| lizzie mcguire movie is too cool. i wanted to say to hilary that i love you. |
| tiffanie&joulaiha | August 12th, 2006 | Reply |
Lizzie Mcguire est une fille incroyable.Elle joue bien dans son film.je t'adore:joulaiha
Tiffanie:Lizzie tu est une fille jolie,tu chante trée bien.
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| GLORIA | August 26th, 2006 | Reply |
I LOVE THE MOVIE! I CAN SEE THE MOVIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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| rita | October 22nd, 2006 | Reply |
| j t'aime lizzi de ce film a toi je tai trouver cool tien mon msn : ghiout_96@hotmail.com . I LOVE YOU LIZZIE |
| monica cynthia | November 3rd, 2006 | Reply |
| hilary duff is a beatiful . she is my favourite famous , i love you hilaryduff my name is monica cynthia i´m from in peru |
| Savanna! | November 18th, 2006 | Reply |
| Yo wazup?!!! I jus wanna say to all my peeps out there? wat cha all up to?!!!!!! All I know is that I am up to my neck in Fucking studying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| megass | November 27th, 2006 | Reply |
lizzie es la mejor... como kiciera conocerla!!!
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| cinda | December 6th, 2006 | Reply |
| i hate your ugly face |
| marialaura | December 14th, 2006 | Reply |
hillary you mere amazing and beautiful.Isaw you.and I like it a lot mua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your friend
MARIALAURA BYE MUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| tringa | January 2nd, 2007 | Reply |
| hilary u are the best singer all over the world I love u because u are beauty and u have e good voice .I am a singer too but I am 13 years and I hoppe when i grow up to be a singer like u because I love u anyway and my hair are like your hair and all my friends call me Hilary Duff. I am a actore too like u and i play a lot of films like u and I was in a festival called ' Little Genius' and there i sing a lot of songs. I'm from Albania and all my friends love u . I LOVE U HILARYY FROM TRINNGA |
| tringa | January 2nd, 2007 | Reply |
| can I have your e-mail hilary please??? whritte in my e-mail trinnga@hotmail.com |
| nicole dee | January 2nd, 2007 | Reply |
| lizie macguire movie rule the songs r the best oh and jackass is th best |
| sanjay anand | January 11th, 2007 | Reply |
| lizzie and gordo are the best,i love them so much.. |
| aferdita | February 2nd, 2007 | Reply |
| can I have your e-mail hilary please??? whritte in my e-mail ditta_a@hotmail.com i love you hilary duff. |
| mercedes | February 24th, 2007 | Reply |
| i love the lizzie mcguire movie...does any body no where to go to download "hey now" |
| ASABA IMO | February 24th, 2007 | Reply |
| I LOVE THIS PAGE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. |
| NARCISO MARTINEZ LOPEZ. | March 5th, 2007 | Reply |
I LIKE MUCH YOUR PROGRAM YOU ARE THE BEST AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL THE GIRLS THAT EXISTS IN THE WORLD. MY ILLUSION IS ALGUN TO KNOW YOURSELF DAY I ADMIRE YOU VERY MUCH YOU ARE SUPER BUENISIMA WAVE I HAD LIKED THAT YOU WILL CONTINUE WITH YOUR LIZZIE'S PROGRAM MCGUIRE I WAIT AND COULD CONTACT YOU with ME. GOOD-BYE.
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| Johan | March 15th, 2007 | Reply |
| I'am so like Lizzie McGuire. You realy ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| melissa watkin | March 29th, 2007 | Reply |
| i think the lizzie mcguire movie ROCKS it is the bestest bestest film in the whole wide world go hillary duff you rockkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| tho le | January 23rd, 2010 | Reply |
| i wont to see her lalaine |
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