Old School review by Matt Fuerst
The traditional process of making a movie, as far as I understand it, goes something like this. A writer has a subject matter that is personal to their heart, and through time and hard work they manage to boil down a fuzzy germ of an idea into a concrete story pitch. This may be a paragraph or two that is what the story is about. From there they structure this into a three act narrative that follows the main characters through the trials and tribulations. They need a climax, a protagonist and an antagonist, sometimes a little comic relief and sometimes a sappy scene to make you cry.

I am quite certain none of this formula was followed for Old School, which is a glorious thing. Instead, it seemed to me, that the writers and producers of Old School had a simple idea: grown men in a fraternity. From there they tried to dream up as many ridiculous ideas of what would occur in that situation. Hairy man ass. Strippers. KY Jelly wrestling. Lots and lots of booze, of course. All glorious, wonderful things young men such as myself fully embrace! From this free flow of ideas, the producers managed to throw in some semblance of plot to wrap around the ridiculous, hilarious ideas. It works.

The plot is sketchy at best. Mitch Martin (Luke Wilson) is married (which is just a convenient way to introduce some infidelity humor) to Heidi. Some bad stuff happens and he gets divorced (no need to ruin the surprises). Mitch moves into a house that happens to be right near a college, so his friends Beanie (Vince Vaughn) and Frank (Will Ferrell) throw him a house warming party to celebrate. Enter typical and atypical college house party humor. Other plot lines happen to come up from this point on, but really they are just excuses to introduce funny moments or funny guest stars. Mitch is in love with his high school crush Nicole (Ellen Pompeo) but it really just seems like an excuse to introduce her boyfriend (Craig Kilborn! Kilbie plays a great jackass). The dean of the college threatens to rezone Mitch's house, which is just an excuse to make the fat friend do gymnastics. Trust me.

I realize my plot summary seems frenzy and hectic, but I think that reflects the quality of the plot of the movie. It's just a handy device to introduce funny scenes. And the funny scenes sure are there. Luke Wilson delivers as the nice guy that's drug into a lot of crazy situations. he actually plays it quite similar to his character from Bottle Rocket, fairly normal but surrounded by odd circumstances. Vince Vaughn hates his wife and life but not enough to actually do anything about it. He will flirt with the idea of infidelity, but never take the plunge. Will Ferrell really steals the show though. Frank isn't the main character of the movie, but I guarantee you'll walk out of the theatre with several of his scenes permanently etched into your mind.

Production values are above average. This was a Dreamworks picture so you know their lower budget movies are still pretty well funded. The picture was always clean and clear. No funky, interesting camera tricks were played and the direction was transparent. I actually don't even know without looking up who directed Old School. But I feel for this type of comedy that's the way it should be. This isn't Fight Club or Apocalypse Now. The camera is there as a window into the goings on, not to be an active participant.

Old School is the return to greatness of Porky's and the like from years past. Many people hailed American Pie and it's imitators of a few years ago as a return to that type of movie, but let's face it, American Pie is humor for the younger crowd. Let's face it, even the intended audience of 15, 16 year olds weren't shocked by the happenings of American Pie, they live those things out every day. Old School is definitely for an older audience. I strongly recommend you make a trip to your local multiplex and get ready for some belly laughs.
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Average User Rating is a 9
Tom Blain9March 13th, 2003
Gotta give this movie a 9. Its a comedy that made me laugh to the point of tears. Frank the Tank is the heart and soul of this middle-aged crisis college romp.
the mengeler8February 24th, 2003
I went out and saw this movie over the weekend, and I must say it is one of, if not the best, of the "dumb comedy" genre that I've seen in quite some time. (a category in which I clump American Pie, Van Wilder, PCU, Not Another Teen Movie, Hot Chick, and their ilk - stupidity for stupidity's sake)

A raucous comedy for comedy's sake, plenty of guest stars, cameos (Seann William Scott (Stifler), Craig Kilborn, Snoop Dogg among others), and take-offs from other movies keep this one rolling.
Jeremy Piven does an excellent job as the antagonist, if for no other reason than the contrast of the character to his role in PCU.

This is not a movie that is blatantly set out to teach lessons or inspire the viewer. This is a new "Animal House" meets "American Pie," but aimed at Generation X, not the teen movie crowd. The characters are more realistic than the commonly seen stereotypes in recent "dumb comedies," there are visible threads to the storyline that follow the individual main characters and their lives, and (gasp!) the characters actually face some of the consequences of their actions, something sorely missed from other films I have had the (mis)fortune of seeing. All in all, it is much more satisfying than most of the other movie's I've grouped it with, but it definitely deserves the category.

This is definitely a movie that people should probably not bring their young children to see, I doubt that 10 year old behind me in the theater understood half the jokes (given the R rating, though, this should have been obvious). It's not easy to guess what different age groups might or might not get out of this, but in my humble opinion, this movie would be best for those who are somewhere near the same age group as the main characters -- those of us who have been out of college for at least couple years, and either already have or might be in the process of settling down and starting a family, people in their mid/late 20's to 30's, and need a refreshing laugh that the other "dumb comedies" just can't produce.
It's not a movie for everyone, but then nothing ever is.
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Thomas BlainFebruary 19th, 2003Reply
Damn, I wanna see this movie. Looks pretty funny. Will Ferrall is hysterical on SNL, but I have only seen him once in a movie where he was funny (Drowning Mona). This should be a breadth of fresh air, followed up by a nasty, but quite welcomed fart.
Matt FuerstApril 22nd, 2003Reply
FRANK THE TANK!
FRANK THE TANK!
FRANK THE TANK!
FRANK THE TANK!
FRANK THE TANK!
Matt FuerstJune 20th, 2003Reply
I just wanted to mention that I took in the Unrated DVD release of Old School. While there isn't too much added to the film itself (I noted some more of Andy Dick's character) there are some pretty good extras and the transfer itself is high quality. You can pick it up pretty cheap too, so keep your eyes peeled.
Jack MehoffJune 24th, 2003Reply
hey Fuersty . . . did you check the easter egg in the menus? At least with the Uncut DVD (which was purchased last week), find where it says "Frank" at the bottom, cycle down to his name, which will highlight, and click. Frank the Tank watching Girls Gone Wild!! Great stuff! just an FYI
    Thomas BlainJune 29th, 2003
 Thanks for the tidbit there JM. I bought the DVD when it came out. Sure enough it stands up to the first viewing quite well. I still laugh up and down the movie. I dont get why its "Unrated" so much though. Is there 3 more seconds of Will Ferral hiney? I was hoping there would be more KW wrestling bimbos.
    guyJuly 2nd, 2003
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Thomas Blain 0

you should know better now. from american pie and road trip and their contemporaries.

technically, if any material is added to the dvd they can call it 'unrated' (including that EXTRA STEAMY director commentary that YOU DIDN'T SEE IN THE THEATRE!).

they throw that crap tag on to net everyone hoping to see more of the KY girls, shannon elizabeth, and that raging hottie Amy Smart from road trip.

but it's all a gimmick.
1 more minute of will ferrel's ass, and 1 more minute of andy dick blowjob lessons. wow.

best quote cut from the movie:
"She's 17 ... I could get arrested"
"For what? being awesome?"
    Thomas BlainJuly 6th, 2003
 hahha... I think the Marketing Monster has more than 1 point on me at this point GUY, but thanks. Yeah the UNRATED tag is a bit decieving but I would have bought it anyway. It does have a couple of neat extras, but I have grown tired of extras after losing that battle numerous times (who can sit through a whole movie with the commentary turned on? It has to be one exceptional commentary).

BTW, its the Road Trip director doing this movie too, so it looks like he is up to his old tricks ... marketing this thing as "UNRATED" is as good as saying "MORE COLLEGE CO-ED BOOBIES THAN GIRLS GONE WILD + WILL FERRALL BEING FUNNY"
Matt FuerstSeptember 18th, 2003Reply
I just wanted to make a note that the commentary on the DVD is pretty damn good. Present are Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson and director Todd Field. The boys have a mighty good time for most of it, and while only hinting at some really juicy stories (what really happened with Luke that caused him to miss scenes and made him feel unwell) they keep the jokes coming and light.
RichieDecember 15th, 2003Reply
WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!
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